Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Why Do My Feet Hurt When I Ice Skate

Too many cookies will kill you ... New life

Dettagli. Dopo una settimana in questa città si può iniziare a parlare di dettagli.
L'Esselunga fa delle imitazioni delle gocciole più buone delle originali, ma riempie il pacco solo a metà: è un piacere intenso, ma non dura più di quattro o cinque colazioni. Credo sia un modo per riportarti da lei ogni settimana.
La gente ha fretta di andare in un qualche luogo a qualsiasi ora del giorno. 70 km/h lungo i rettilinei urbani, schivando passanti e bici da passeggio: che abbiano intrevisto la pentola d'oro dei folletti, da qualche parte in fondo alla strada?
Gli alberi si piazza Tanucci sono castagni e quando le castagne vengono giù con il riccio sembra che cadano dal cielo mazze medievali. Una venerabile castagna di piazza Tanucci è in questo momento sul mio comodino, ma non so se avrò mai il coraggio di assaggiarla.
Non ti trovi davvero a tuo agio in una città finchè non hai un posto in cui fare merenda : il mio è il bar di piazza Viesseux, del quale mi impegno ad imparare quanto prima il nome, ma che nel frattempo è "La zia Lisa di Firenze", in memoria del mio vecchio luogo di merenda.
La Toscana produce pellami e zanzare bioniche: il signor Vape farà a mie spese la prossima vacanza.
I bambini della scuola a fianco fanno come minimo tre intervalli.
Qualcuno nel quartiere possiede un furgoncino hippie, ma non vuole ammetterlo: è parcheggiato nella stessa posizione ormai da una settimana. Io, Sara e Michela intanto ne progettiamo il furto.
Per concludere, Firenze festeggia la mia prima settimana qui con Ruralia,  il festival dell'agricoltura. Nel fine settimana mi troverete a Le Cascine mentre osservo rari generi di pomodoro o dialogo con degli ovini: vi aspetto gente!
                                                                                                                                                       Marzia

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Best Long Lasting Deodorant



Hello World! I had promised to update the blog just arrived in my new city, but the arrangement was a bit 'more difficult than expected, so here I am five days late!
past five days to furnish the room and colored in the most ridiculous possible, try to attack the holy patafix pictures on the wall, put together something edible for lunch and dinner, and wash my socks in his free time, attend classes at 'universities. A terrible life.
About the courses, we would keep those to point out that I had said I'd found only spoiled children branded ass until they were saying some good shit: the horde of purple moccasins I abandoned with the end of high school, thank goodness.
Pubbicherò at the earliest photos of furniture and the city: for now I place here, the view from my balcony.




PS God bless the coop: I found pots and soil, soon I'll have a new little garden!

Friday, September 3, 2010

Letter Of Authorization Release Vehicle

Mom would like a hamster!

Mesdames and messieurs, I did too: I played the lottery. With 128 million euro stake in fear has become a moral duty, then, if you lost my tracks to say ... 20 years, well you know why.
However, it is not what I wanted to talk to you.
Tonight I want to take note something really sad that I'm seeing these days I do not know if recently, turning on the TV, have you noticed the advertising of these robi


They are called "Zhu zhu pets" are the most pathetic and can be imagine in the field of toys: hamsters fake. These sad creatures emit squeaks and wander about in their cages colored wheels in an attempt to convince the owner to have their bit too, at last, a pet home ... But no! They are plush cock! It also cost 15 euro each!
Now, let's say that fits the fake dog, because the real one is expensive and challenging, even the cat walk, but the hamster?! Breed unnatural mother, what costs you take the hamster true to your son? Already Mulino Bianco has convinced him that the chickens lay eggs among the wheat: I think I need this again boiata? Think about it.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Add-on Luggage Wheels

God is a gecko and your mother must stop to give me those damn cookies! Preface

for the first time I update the blog and in a given motion important for two (three?) Several reasons: the first is indeed him, the guy below.



James, very common gecko home, believed lost until a few minutes ago, giustappunto erupted from behind the wardrobe. Apparently it is a type gracilino along just as my little finger, but this guy breaks the ass! Can walk, even upside down, on any work surface I do not know which law of physics (like wasting five years of his life as a high school ...); has problems only on the teflon, but unless the workers who built your house were idiots, it is unlikely that your walls are made of Teflon, so no problem! James is cute, not dirty, do not mess it eats mosquitoes and other little creatures pain in the ass. James is god.

Second reason: tonight, after the geological eras, millions of years, hundreds of puzzles week, I took photos of the building! Specifically it is the best (read "most stupid and senseless") pictures of this summer, ready to be attached in my room after this transfer will help me remember that I have many friends when I'm locked inside the house waiting for the patrol to pass anti-Southerner. Yeah.

Oh, yes, there is a third reason, but it is so insignificant that ... Boh, we say that is a quarter of a third reason: in 14 days I will be officially sgorbietto a serial in a big city and just now I am fully conscious. You
news of my last days here, and especially of my first days in the dark side ... However, should not be too bad: it seems also to have cookies over there!
Marzia